Leviathan of Transphobia

November 29, 2015

  What’s your name? Jessica Nop! That’s not your name! Jess Nop! Nop! Not your name I look up to a smile A knife flipping ham Too late we do not serve your kind Ohh by the way are your… Continue Reading


September 25, 2015

    Whenever I brought myself I knew that already you were there with me they would ask your spot I was admitting bitterly the place you were staying like a crime I’ve had   though I always assumed; the… Continue Reading

Felis Australis

September 04, 2015

Walking home on Edwards street, at some twenty minutes past the midnight.   I stop and notice on the gravel, of a kitten, small and black in my sight.   His fur was barely different from the grass of the… Continue Reading

Kalam, A Legend…

September 04, 2015

You were born in a place Blessed with the incarnation of the Almighty To bring back peace among the beings… You were down to earth Neither overwhelmed by the victories, Nor saddened by the failures…. You struggled your own way… Continue Reading

Likely Story – 13/02/2015

February 16, 2015

Old Heart – 13/02/2015

February 16, 2015

That’s Why You Go to College

November 15, 2014

  That’s Why You Go to College by Nathan Coney The two-hander, a chunk of granite (approx. a foot), scraps my arms as I try to set it in the wall for the Nth time From behind, amongst juvenile guffaws… Continue Reading

King’s ransom

October 03, 2014

Budget crisis looms – alchemy is the answer The University of King’s College is in some serious financial trouble. Increasing costs and diminishing enrollment mean the school will face a $1.1 million deficit this upcoming year, and experts project only… Continue Reading

Flames are dancing colors in the sky

September 26, 2014

Flames are dancing colors in the sky, Storm is raging like fireworks on the fourth of July. On this silent night, my only desire, The frightening sound of thundering fire. The flames consume the last bite of trust, I lay… Continue Reading

This article has been compromised

September 26, 2014

The game-changing data security tips THEY don’t want you to know about. Last week, the Gazette published a story about online data security. Like most of the Illuminati propaganda in this paper, it probably lulled you into a false sense… Continue Reading

The Story of my Bathroom Mirror

September 26, 2014

Author: Mitchell Brinton   The Story of my Bathroom Mirror My new landlord is very short. She replaced the broken mirror in my bathroom, but she installed it much too low, so I had to ask my uncle for help… Continue Reading

VIDEO: The Dalhousie Gazettro presents: “Talking to SMUdents”

March 20, 2014

Video by Kit Moran The Gazette’s annual satire issue is available on stands and online Friday, Mar. 21.