The Economist: A Story About Our Backwards Little World
Life goes on, you know? There are always other things to do. I always wanted to be interesting. Didn’t think I’d have to be different to do it.
I guess it’s fine. Been thinking for awhile, and you know what? This guy’s got a point.
This is getting boring, isn’t it? I’m so dull. Everybody’s so dull.
It’s like I want to yell out “Pizazz!” really loudly. But I can’t—that might get me in trouble here.
What should I do today?
Hello, my name is Laurel.