By Dalhousie Gazette Staff
Q: Who on your team is swinging the biggest bat, if you know what I mean?
A: Tyler Bampton, although he sure can’t hit a baseball.
Q: Who would you rather Blair Waldorf or Serena van der Woodsen?
A: Serena Van Woodsen, definitely.
Q: Let’s play a little word association. What is the first thing that pops into your head when I say douche?
A: Tyler Bampton.
Q: What do you think of this year’s freshman crop?
A: Promising.
Q: You are a fourth-year student. Some of these first-years are only 17. What are your views on the “half your age plus seven” rule?
A: Some might say if there’s grass on the field, play ball.
Q: You used to be a catcher. Ever take a fastball in the junk?
A: Unfortunately, yes.
Q: What rival team in AUS is comprised of the ugliest bunch of sorry chumps on this side of Canada?
A: Easily St. Mary’s.
Q: Do you agree with the saying “woman is a danger cat”?
A: It’s one of the truest lines of verse I’ve ever heard.
Q: What are you going out for Halloween as?
A: The green Power Ranger.
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