The best and worst places to hook up on campus

Rebecca Spence, Arts Editor

Best – 

1. Wickwire Field -Unleash your inner tiger. Rawr.

2. The King’s Chapel – Come Sunday, you’ll really have something to confess.

3. The T-Room – Engineering students won’t know what hit their virgin eyes.

4. The King’s Wardroom – It already reeks like sweat in there anyway.

5. The Henry Hicks Clock – When the mood strikes, go ahead and have the time of your life.

6. The Killam Library – Obviously. Book a private study room in advance and act out your sexy librarian fantasies.

7. LSC rooftop – Watch the sunrise and soak up the romance.

8. The Dalplex cardio room – Sex is really the best workout, anyway.

9. The King’s journalism TV room – Use one of the fancy cameras to film your booty session, giving “the ‘fax” way more exciting programming.

10. The Gazette office –  Because nothing says “I love you” more than pleather couches, empty pizza boxes and a fridge full of Red Bull.

Worst –

1. Bathroom stall – Uncomfortable and dirty. This could never be sexy.

2. Elevators – Unless you’re superhuman (or a fifteen-year-old boy) and climax faster than a speeding bullet, an elevator won’t give you enough time to reach your height.

3. The LSC’s Natural Science Centre – Unless stuffed animal carcasses really turns you on.