Halloween Costumes that won’t get you laid
Ideas that speak to those with no social skills
October 22, 2026 / Mia Phillips
Ghost of the Dalhousie Pisser
Resurrect this dead campus joke from last year. Class of 2030, just keep reading.
Sombr
Channel your inner nepo baby. Bonus points if you still use daddy’s credit card.
Millennial Optimism
Lean into the cringe and go back to a better time, even if it’s just for the night.
Don’t Vote for Paul Baker
Canada’s sweetheart who can do no wrong. Disregard the headline — this one might be an exception.
Disney Adult
Who’s happier than a kid in a candy store? An adult at Disney.
One Direction
As five wise men once said, “Tonight let’s live like we’re young.”
Lorde and Jack Antonoff
A couple’s costume for that duo who should be doing anything other than each other.
KN95 Lesbian Bar Patrons
Confuse everyone, and impress the only person out with a Boston Globe subscription.
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