9 reasons President Trump deserves a 9th Term

1) Made American Great Again Americans love their founding fathers. As a nation, America has always turned to their 17th century wisdom for contemporary American issues, such as gun control and abortion. President Trump has successfully taken Americans back to a time that has been highly regarded by the country as having men so intelligent…

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Canadian Forces Solves Fat Problem

The Canadian Forces used to have a problem with it’s members being fat, but that all changed when they lowered the physical fitness requirements. “It’s amazing!” Exclaims Capt(N) Jones, base commander of CFB Halifax, “we used to have these land walruses waddle out of their PT test unfit, but now they waddle out fighting fit!”…

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Local graduate earns $7865345/day from home!

Greetings friends. Have you ever dreamed of living the good life? No more scraping together rent every month. No more deciding between ramen noodles and No-Name Mac & Cheese at suppertime. A life of sprawling estates, private jets, and personal chefs who will prepare you only the finest in imported specialty Kraft Dinners. Well guess…

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5 best places to toss your cookies in HFX

Sometimes, you just got to toss your cookies. [Image of tossing cookies] No, not that type of tossing. The other type. It might be after a long night at Cheers. It might be the result of eating some bad donair. Who knows? Who cares (I certainly do not). But you just need to hurl. Where’s…

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5 recent films that are the greatest films ever made

Serenity 2 (2046): The renegade space pirate crew is back this year after the longest gap between a film and its sequel, in recorded history. Unfortunately, it too bombed at the box office, as in the nearly 40 years since the first Serenity, fan expectations had grown to a critical mass. In fact, when the…

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10 reasons to have a 2010’s theme party

#millennials were so quaint They all dressed like people from the 20th century, so you can have two anachronistic parties in one Who doesn’t love vintage iphone 6’s? Use them as super cute plates for your appetizers! You could even go for an Andriod if you’re feeling really retro They still had to use headphones…

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