Image courtesy of Dalhousie University
Image courtesy of Dalhousie University

How to find a romantic partner

September 3, 2013 /

 

Campus dating - by Angela Gzowski

Campus dating. (Angela Gzowski photo)

The following contains the secrets to finding a partner. Here we go.

  1. Be in the right place at the right time.
  2. Attach a specialized magnet to your body to attract potential lovers.
  3. Frequent happenin’ places in Halifax and sip your drink seductively. Although I’m not sure I’m the best person to be giving advice about where to find a partner in Halifax. My partner lives in Toronto.
  4. Move to Toronto.
  5. Don’t worry about it. Rom coms and hormones have taught you that being romantically entangled is the end goal. It’s not. Winning Settlers of Catan is the end goal. Romance will happen when it happens; you’re better off doing cool things and having fun while you wait for Mr./Ms. Right.

 

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Samantha Elmsley

Samantha was Opinions Editor of the Gazette for Volumes 145 and 146.

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