Be wary of vampires. (Photo via Wikimedia Commons)
Be wary of vampires. (Photo via Wikimedia Commons)

Why vampires should never, ever be blood-sucking fairies

Be wary of vampires. (Photo via Wikimedia Commons)

Be wary of vampires. (Photo via Wikimedia Commons)

Like many fans of fiction, I have occasionally encountered the trope of the vampire in all its glory and shame. Seeing as Halloween is fast approaching, itโ€™ll be more likely to be the latter than the former. The vampire, a long-time former figure of terror inspired by the fears of society, has degenerated into an almost happy figure. And I canโ€™t say Iโ€™m impressed.

One of the vampireโ€™s first appearances in fiction was Heinrich August Ossenfelderโ€™s Der Vampir (1748). Blood-sucking and pale and especially considered a threat to Christianity, the vampire was rarely a positive figure in fiction. Over 150 years later, Bram Stokerโ€™s Dracula (1897) set the tone for most literature involving vampires: blood, sex, death, and the disease of vampirism. The Victorians loved it and itโ€™s only been successively more popular throughout the twentieth-century.

Enter the 21st century, when paranormal romance is a thingโ€”you canโ€™t have a heroine without her having sex with the antagonist in one way or another. (Sometimes heโ€™s actually not the villain, shocker!) Suddenly, there are women cozying up to vampires hoping theyโ€™re not killed in the processโ€”though, of course, some of them actually want to be killed. I canโ€™t even begin to get into the social psychology of stories that portray love affairs with societyโ€™s leeches, but just think about it for a bit and youโ€™ll be just as disturbed as I am.

The 21st century wasnโ€™t alive and kicking for long before Stephenie Meyer published Twilight, possibly the most popular drivel published in recent cultural memory. ย Her depictions of vampires destroyed a 250-year history. Thatโ€™s 250 years of classic authors, science fiction, fantasy, literature, gothic horrorโ€”all down the drain. Because some woman with a social agenda decided that โ€œvegetarianโ€ vampires who act more like blood-sucking fairies (they sparkle, what can I say?) would be great role models for kids.

Since then, thereโ€™s been a significant drop in the intelligence of young adult fiction and any depiction of the vampire in literature. Now itโ€™s the vampire-best-friend trope, the vampire-lover trope (not the same as earlier vampire fiction, which usually involved the rape and subsequent death of the protagonist), the vampire-hero trope. The vampire used to be a foil to our culture, our religions, even a depiction of corporate entities who bleed us dry. Now, the vampire is some sort of superhero who stares hungrily at the necks of young girls (Iโ€™m seeing an argument for pedophilia here and not liking it in the least)โ€”and instead of eating them, heโ€™s fucking them. And of course, heโ€™s always male.

Weโ€™ve absorbed the vampire and all thatโ€™s negative about him into our culture. Everything he used to represent is now okay, because Stephenie Meyer (and a lot of other paranormal romance writers) said so. By painting their fairly benign โ€œblood-sucking fairiesโ€ with the same brush as Jim Butcherโ€™s vampiresโ€”which are truly horrifying entitiesโ€”weโ€™ve reformed the trope so that even its reprehensible attributes are acceptable, because itโ€™s now the popular depiction for them to be as palatable and un-horrifying as a cat video on the Internet. But by mediating this violent image of the vampire, I have to ask, have we also mediated these violent aspects of society? If so, thank Stephenie Meyer and her ilk.

So please, do us all a favour. Donโ€™t dress up as a vampire for Halloween unless you intend to commit to it old schoolโ€”(fake) blood, creepy demeanor and all that. And please, stop buying into the tripe published by authors trying to coast on Meyerโ€™s success.

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Shoshana Deutsh

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