Posts Tagged ‘relationship’

In a long-distance relationship?

Long-distance sucks. It’s hard and it’s lonely, but sometimes there is no other way.  I never imagined I would be in a long-distance relationship. Dating wasn’t an option in high school because I knew I’d be going away to school.  So many people have the fantasy of going off to university, making all these new friends and falling in…

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It starts with ‘p’ and ends in ‘ography’

Your friends watch it. Your brother watches it. Your sister probably watches it, too. That bro who sits in front of you in lecture? He definitely watches it. No, I’m not talking about Duck Dynasty (those beards are mystifying, though). Nope.  I’m talking about porn. The first thing I have to say about the butts…

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One-handed love

A portrait of a sweet, ditzy porn addict, Don Jon opens to a flickering neon cartoon image. It’s only fitting for this tale that skates over any nuanced depictions of contemporary sexuality and love in favour of a tilt-a-whirl of Bugs Bunny caricatures. Like the proverbial Don Juan, our titular man Jon—Joseph Gordon-Levitt costumed as…

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