Rebecca Spence, Arts Editor
Best –
1. Wickwire Field -Unleash your inner tiger. Rawr.
2. The King’s Chapel – Come Sunday, you’ll really have something to confess.
3. The T-Room – Engineering students won’t know what hit their virgin eyes.
4. The King’s Wardroom – It already reeks like sweat in there anyway.
5. The Henry Hicks Clock – When the mood strikes, go ahead and have the time of your life.
6. The Killam Library – Obviously. Book a private study room in advance and act out your sexy librarian fantasies.
7. LSC rooftop – Watch the sunrise and soak up the romance.
8. The Dalplex cardio room – Sex is really the best workout, anyway.
9. The King’s journalism TV room – Use one of the fancy cameras to film your booty session, giving “the ‘fax” way more exciting programming.
10. The Gazette office – Because nothing says “I love you” more than pleather couches, empty pizza boxes and a fridge full of Red Bull.
Worst –
1. Bathroom stall – Uncomfortable and dirty. This could never be sexy.
2. Elevators – Unless you’re superhuman (or a fifteen-year-old boy) and climax faster than a speeding bullet, an elevator won’t give you enough time to reach your height.
3. The LSC’s Natural Science Centre – Unless stuffed animal carcasses really turns you on.
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