We all get a little stressed out at this time of year. It’s natural.
Just remember: no matter how bad your exam schedule seems, it could be worse. Dalhousie once forced students to write exams while attending lectures.
Why?
Well, it seems the schedule was messed up when the city was LEVELED BY THE LARGEST EXPLOSION IN HUMAN HISTORY PRIOR TO THE CREATION OF THE ATOMIC BOMB.
To make you feel marginally better about your own miserable lot, here’s a story from the most stressful exam season the Dalhousie Gazette has ever reported on.
“Not Even T.N.T. Could Stop The Exams” – Volume 50, Issue 1 – January 29, 1918
(This article appeared in the first issue of the Gazette published after the Halifax Explosion—a horrific disaster that killed 2000 people and injured 9,000 more.)
The Faculty, always so tenderly considerate of the students, felt that, in spite of the catastrophe, it would be shameful to deprive them of the Christmas Examinations, and so, on the twenty-first of January, they played Santa Claus, by presenting us with a series of one hour quizzes. Then, lest we grow blase with inaction, they ordained that lectures should continue through the Examination period. Great was the gnashing of teeth among the afflicted, as the explosion had blown every molecule of knowledge out of many a normally near-vacuum. Everyone agreed that district visiting was much more educational than the Ablative Absolute, but alas the callous Senate refused to adopt this humanitarian idea.
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