Final fantasy
Why fantasy sports are kind of stupid
By • March 23, 2012
As I write these words, I’m pretty psyched. Seven days from now I will participate in my annual Yahoo Fantasy Baseball draft. What will …
Humour
The lonely student’s guide to Valentine’s Day
Top ten best places on campus to seek out solo pleasure.
By • February 14, 2012
with files from Nick Wright and other random people
On Valentine’s Day last year, the Gazette posted a little piece online rating the top 10 …
So you say you want a resolution?
To succeed, we have to do away with the term “resolution”
By • January 20, 2012
Yesterday I was at the gym and I saw two weird things: 1) Some guy lifting weights in a pair of Timberlands, and 2) …
Smashing pumpkins
By • October 28, 2011
Gourd destruction is no laughing matter
Smashing pumpkins sucks! No, I’m not talking about the 1990s alternative rock group, although they do suck. I’m talking …
English, what for
By • September 23, 2011
Adjudicating articulations
I came to university with the impression that I would be writing quite a bit. This is, after all, big kid school and …
Satire: Dal’s bookstore
By • September 14, 2011
A model of efficiency for 21st century schooling
While certain reactionary bourgeois elements on campus are fighting the good fight to clean up the excessively …
The war on the environment
Or, how I learned to stop worrying and love the sunBy • January 23, 2011
Nick Wright, Humorist
Since the dawn of time, man has had an innate hatred of his environment. It comes as no surprise that almost every …
Stay calm, gentlemen
Patriarchy is alive and wellBy • November 1, 2010
By Nick Wright, Humourist
Gentlemen: as you read this, we are at war! I speak not of Afghanistan, but of the battle of the sexes …
