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Final fantasy

Why fantasy sports are kind of stupid Illustration via vintagevectors.com

By Matt Ritchie, Opinions Editor
• March 23, 2012

As I write these words, I’m pretty psyched. Seven days from now I will participate in my annual Yahoo Fantasy Baseball draft. What will …

The lonely student’s guide to Valentine’s Day

Top ten best places on campus to seek out solo pleasure. Heart

By Rob Sangster-Poole, Food Columnist
• February 14, 2012

with files from Nick Wright and other random people
On Valentine’s Day last year, the Gazette posted a little piece online rating the top 10 …

So you say you want a resolution?

To succeed, we have to do away with the term “resolution” New years resolutions. Adele van Wyk

By Matt Ritchie, Opinions Editor
• January 20, 2012

Yesterday I was at the gym and I saw two weird things: 1) Some guy lifting weights in a pair of Timberlands, and 2) …

Smashing pumpkins

Only pumpkin allowed to make a mess. Photo by Raindog via flickr.

By Matt Ritchie, Opinions Editor
• October 28, 2011

Gourd destruction is no laughing matter
 
Smashing pumpkins sucks! No, I’m not talking about the 1990s alternative rock group, although they do suck. I’m talking …

English, what for

That dude wrote good. Photo from www.schoolfamily.com.

By Nick Wright, Humorist
• September 23, 2011

Adjudicating articulations
 
I came to university with the impression that I would be writing quite a bit. This is, after all, big kid school and …

Satire: Dal’s bookstore

Brand not books! photo by Ian Froese

By Nick Wright, Humorist
• September 14, 2011

 A model of efficiency for 21st century schooling
While certain reactionary bourgeois elements on campus are fighting the good fight to clean up the excessively …

The war on the environment

Or, how I learned to stop worrying and love the sun

By Dalhousie Gazette Staff
• January 23, 2011

Nick Wright, Humorist
Since the dawn of time, man has had an innate hatred of his environment. It comes as no surprise that almost every …

Stay calm, gentlemen

Patriarchy is alive and well

By Dalhousie Gazette Staff
• November 1, 2010

By Nick Wright, Humourist
 
Gentlemen: as you read this, we are at war! I speak not of Afghanistan, but of the battle of the sexes …