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Left out in the cold
Someone dropped the ball when it came to bookings at the Dalplex, Studley and Sexton gymnasiums. This oversight will force some Dalhousie University Tigers teams off-campus for the time being. However, they won’t be inside another gym.
Read MoreFive reasons to keep your camera off on Zoom
Zoom is a video conference tool used by many professors at Dalhousie University to host synchronous classes. While it is a useful application, there are some unpleasant outcomes of being in class while also being at home.
Read MoreProf struggles to show students he’s chill
During the past 15 years, Dalhousie University history professor Kevin Morris says he has developed a reputation as the “chill professor around campus.” But he’s found this reputation difficult to maintain during virtual learning.
Read MoreEstablished drug dealers see business go up in smoke
Drug dealers in Dalhousie residence struggle to spark up business amid COVID-19.
Read MoreElderly prof accidentally live streams entire life
Howard Beale just wanted to open office hours, instead he created his student’s favourite new show.
Read MoreThe Dalhousie Gazette ’s 2021 bingo card
Play the Dalhousie Gazette‘s 2021 bingo! If you thought 2020 was tough, just wait till next year.
Read MoreGlace Bay eager to host pro sports
As professional sports begin to return to televisions everywhere, there is a growing demand for safe facilities where these games can be played. The demand for sports bubbles such as the NBA bubble in Orlando is apparent. Now, one small Cape Breton town in Nova Scotia is rising to the challenge: Glace Bay.
Read MoreDal offering strange COVID-19 fan experience
The way indoor sports such as basketball and volleyball are watched live will be changing. While games will still be played at Dal’s facilities, spectators will be seated in state-of-the-art “sport pods,” which will replace the current bleachers.
Read MoreDalplex loads on heavy new policies
Workout times at Dalplex must now be booked at least one hour in advance, are limited to current students and faculty, and have a maximum of two people per booking. That final stipulation has drawn the ire of some members in the lifting population.
Read MoreTony the Tiger gets benched
HNIC announced the Frosted Flakes’ “cereal celly” (short for celebration) ad will be taken off the air starting with the broadcast of game five of the National Hockey League (NHL) playoffs’ second round between the Philadelphia Flyers and Montreal Canadiens.
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